Laundromats Surf Forecast and Surf Report

G’day, it’s Rusty here. Let’s be straight with you: the next couple of weeks are looking pretty flat and grim around Laundromats. We’ve got a long stretch of tiny, weak surf ahead, and honestly, there’s nothing that’s going to get the heart racing for a while. The first real window with any kind of size doesn’t show up until way out around Monday the 24th, and even that is messy. So if you’re keen, you’re going to be waiting over a week and a half from now just to see something that might be worth a paddle.

Right now, through the 11th and into the 12th, we’re looking at ankle-biters. Tuesday morning has a touch of clean, offshore breeze with a gentle 0.7ft of ESE swell, but the energy is weak at just 9. It’s clean, glassy even, but there’s simply nothing to ride. Water temp is sitting at 83°, which is a touch warmer than normal for this time of year. The 12th stays poor, with a jumbled 2ft from the north on Wednesday afternoon, and it only gets more confused from there.

The weekend of the 15th and 16th isn’t any better. Saturday kicks up a bit of cross-onshore chop with 2ft of NE windswell, but the period is a short 6 seconds, so it’ll be messy and uninviting. Sunday morning the 16th turns glassy with a 1ft bump from the ENE, but again, the energy is negligible at 20. We’re stuck in that zone where it’s clean but empty, or rough and tiny.

Midweek from the 18th to the 20th, there’s a slight bump in the combined energy readings, climbing from 85 to 91, but the swell height stays under 3ft. The period starts to stretch out a touch by the 19th with a 12-second ESE swell, but it’s still only 1ft to 2ft. It’s a tease, really—a bit of hope in the water but nothing you can actually do with it. The 20th brings a 4ft bump from the north in the afternoon, but it’s straight onshore with a short 5-second period, so it’s just messy, blown-out slop.

After a week of this, we finally see something with a bit of punch on Monday the 24th. The combined energy jumps to 144 in the morning and 149 in the afternoon, with swell heights of 4ft and 5ft from the NE. But before you get excited, the period is only 5 to 6 seconds, and the wind is a fresh cross-onshore at 18 to 22 mph. This is lumpy, wind-whipped, and honestly, at that size with that wind, this setup looks more interesting for kite surfing than paddle surfing. It’s not a clean groundswell—it’s just a wall of wind chop.

The 25th and 26th drop back down again, with energy fading from 97 down to 49 by the last day. Sizes hover around 1ft to 3ft, but the cross-onshore winds don’t let up. There’s no standout window here, no hidden gem. Laundromats is fairly consistent in that it always offers something, but none of it is worth getting out of bed for.

To be fair, this blank run isn’t that unusual. With mostly poor conditions and weak, short-period swells, it can stay like this for a while. But forecasts can change, and it tends not to stay this bad forever. For now, keep the board in the car, but don’t bother waxing up. The first real look, and I mean a serious look, is that Monday the 24th—and even then, you’re better off bringing a kite than a surfboard.

Rusty

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