Anse de Rémire (L'apcat) Surf Forecast and Surf Report

Alright, let’s talk Anse de Rémire (L’apcat). Water temp’s sitting at 29°, which is right where it should be for this time of year – nothing unusual there.

To be straight with you, the next 16 days are looking pretty grim. We’ve got cross-onshore winds out of the east just about the whole time, and the swell is tiny – we’re talking 2 to 3 feet of short-period, weak stuff. Periods are mostly 5 to 8 seconds, so there’s no power, no shape, nothing to sink your fins into.

The energy is weak for the most part. You’ll see values like 45, 77, 96 – that’s flat out anemic. There’s a slight bump on the 18th where it gets into moderate territory (121 on Friday morning), but it’s still only around 2 feet and the wind’s cross-shore, so it’s messy. You’ll see another little pulse around the 24th and the 29th – 127 and 152 on those afternoons – but again, it’s only about 3 to 3 feet and the period is still in that 7-9 second range. Not enough to produce anything rideable.

The first week, from the 14th right through to the 21st, is a total write-off. You’d be paddling against chop the whole time and getting nowhere. Even the so-called “bigger” days are just waist-high slop with an onshore bump.

If I had to point to one moment that’s least bad, it’s the Tuesday afternoon on the 29th – 3 feet from the NE, period 9 seconds, energy reading 152, which is the best of the run. But even then, the cross-on wind is still there, so it’s going to be lumpy and hard to read.

Beginners – don’t even think about it. This is a full-on flat spell. The more experienced lot might find something to mess around on, but honestly, it looks more like a kite-surfing day than a surfing day.

No standouts, no hidden gems. It’s just a long stretch of nothing. Forecasts can flip, and they often do, but as it stands – save yourself the frustration and leave the board at home.

Rusty.

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